Videos, Ooh La La!

Yes, yes, yes, my lovelies, I am going to make a VIDEO! I’m going to be torturing the juvies of Arkham Asylum. Yes, my stupid little freaks, there are JUVENILES in ARKHAM ASYLUM! And we meet up every day during lunch. Because they make fun of my clown makeup, well, they’re gonna go to HELL! [...]

Citizens for Batman

So I visited http://www.citizensforbatman.org/ the day I wrote that song about Crane dearest and for the past couple of weeks I been VANDALIZING it! HAHAHAHA Then I got threat emails. Do you honestly think I care? You stupid, stupid, clowns supporting the bat-freak? HA HA! Do you honestly think you could win?

My new, number one song!

I came up with a song about Jonathan Crane today when I watched him during lunch when we ate beans that looked like pieces of shit and gave people gas issues. It’s beautiful, and one day, a famous singer will sing it and it will be #1 on the Billboards. Oh I know you’re dying [...]

Scarecrow

Yeah, so I poked Jonathan Crane around a bit yesterday. Literally. With a stick. Don’t ask where I got the stick, I don’t remember. All I remember was poking him. And he yelped. It was kind of funny. I found out that he got caught working at Arkham again and that he was locked in [...]

La La La La La

So I’m sitting here in boring old Arkham when I see that Jonny Crane is brought in to sit with me. Only this time, he’s not wearing a suit. Well he is. But it’s orange, a jumpsuit, like mine. And he’s got on a burlap scarecrow mask. Oh. It’s THE scarecrow mask. He’s pretty hot [...]